newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

(via beyoncesasshole)

meltdowncityqueen:

No… sweetie thats a vagina.

meltdowncityqueen:

No… sweetie thats a vagina.

(Source: reddit.com, via belledudette)

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

(via that-guy42)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

(via awkwardrabbit)

eaoaia:

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

my favorite post of 2013

eaoaia:

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

my favorite post of 2013

(via tylerhoekley)

fulltimeprocrastinator:

it must be difficult for Daenerys to fill in tax forms.

(via edating)

(via brohat)